Chapter 44

They were words he never expected to hear out of May. They had been a couple for a long time and had never given any indications to feeling this way before.

“I want you so bad!” she said.

“Uh, thank you,” he said. “I want to be with you, too.”

May shook her head. “That’s not what I mean. I want to be with you…like, right now!”

“Hee hee,” Squiggy laughed. Surely this was some cruel joke. “That’s a good one.”
”What’s funny? I’m serious. I want to be with you and spend the night together, making love again and again.”

Squiggy cursed under his breath. “Boy!”

She leaned closer and placed her hand high on his thigh. “Let’s go outside…now.”

Her hand was gradually sliding higher up his leg. Usually, all a woman had to do was get in the same area code with her hand in relation to that area and Squiggy was ready to go. Not now, though.

Squiggy turned around and shook his hand in the area. “Dang you, Mule!”

“What was that all about?” May asked.

Squiggy shook his head. Her hand was still getting closer. He thought back to when they were kids and they would play a game called chicken. The object was to see how close you could get your hand to a member of the opposite sex’s privates. Squiggy and the other guys never were chicken and always won, of course. Some of the girls were brave but would cave in when the guys got too close, or they realized the guys weren’t going to stop them.

For the first time in his life, Squiggy knew he was going to have to stop a woman who wanted to have sex with him. What made it worse was it was May, a girl he had fantasized about for years.

She was centimeters away from the prime real estate. Squiggy was feeling nothing down there. He put his hand on her’s. “Best stop.”

“Okay,” she said. “Want to go outside?”

He looked at her and saw that she had a look on her face like a male dog did around a female in heat. “That’d be fine.”

They stopped at the bar and grabbed a couple of beers. She kept pulling at him to get him going faster.

Squiggy opened the passenger door for May and she got in, sliding over next to the steering wheel. She barely left him enough room to get in.

He had to nudge her over just to get in the truck. “Kinder cold out tonight, eh?”

“I’ll warm you up!” she said.

She was all over him, pulling his shirt off and kissing Squiggy all over. She got down to his nipples and started biting and licking.

“Ouch!” he said. “You dern near bit my titty off!”

She looked up at him with an evil look. “I know!”

May sat up and started pulling her shirt off. She had on one of those fancy bras that barely covered the main event. Squiggy was in a trance, staring at those breasts he had often dreamed about.

“Yes!” he said and regretted it after seeing her reaction. May quickly recovered and loosened the bra straps, but covered up her bosoms with her shirt. Squiggy reached out and pulled the shirt away. It was a little dark in the truck. He reached over and hit the light.

As soon as the light came on, May grabbed her shirt back and covered herself up. “What are you doing?”

“Couldn’t see em with it so dark.”

“Turn the light off!”

“Lemme see em.”

“Not with the light on!”

Squiggy shook his head and hit the light switch. She moved closer again and dropped her shirt. He squinted to see but it was still too dark. He cupped one in each hand.

“Nice!” he said.

She purred like a kitten. “Oh, yes!”

Squiggy was wondering what her reaction would be after finding out his little secret. He didn’t have long to wait. May reached down and started unbuttoning his pants. She got the button undone and unzipped his pants. May stuck her hand in, found what she was looking for and then stopped.

“Nothing’s happening,” she said.

“I know.”

She messed around with him for a few seconds but it was a waste of time. “What’s wrong?”

May almost seemed to panic. She pulled her hand out and moved away from him.

“Don’t I excite you?” she said.

“You would,” Squiggy said. “It’s kinder a long story.”

“Tell me.”

He did, the whole details, only leaving out the part about not being able to get serviced earlier in the evening.

“You’re impotent?” May asked.

“Naw, I’m not any dumber today than I was last week,” he said. “I just can’t get it up.”

“Have you tried any medicine?”

“Naw, I didn’t even know I had a problem until tonight.”

“This is terrible!”

Squiggy shook his head. She had no idea. He didn’t want to go through life without having full usage of his appendage.

“I…I’ve, uh, gotta go!” May said. She finished getting dress, opened the door and climbed out. May slammed the door and headed back to the bar. Squiggy decided he had spent enough time in the bar tonight.

He sat out in the parking lot for a while longer, drinking his beer. When the door to The Last Call opened from the inside, he thought nothing about it. Squiggy just happened to glance up and see the couple leaving.

His spirits left him as he watched them walk across the parking lot.

Chapter 45